Texas Longhorns coach gets married to exotic dancer Pole Assassin 3 years after disgraceful monkey bite incident

Regardless of how the Texas Longhorns’ first season in the SEC turns out, special teams coach Jeff Banks will end 2024 with a new ring on his finger—though it’s a wedding band.

Banks recently married his long-time partner, Danielle Thomas, also known as Pole Assassin, as shared on his Instagram page.

Thomas might be familiar to some due to a controversial incident in Halloween 2021, where her emotional support monkey was alleged to have bitten a trick-or-treater. Thomas later addressed the situation, stating that the monkey was contained in a restricted area and emphasizing that the animal could not have bitten anyone without unauthorized access.

It seems the monkey was not part of the wedding festivities, which likely allowed the couple to enjoy their special day without any complications.

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