“LeBron James is catching flak for dodging the Dunk Contest like it’s a salad bar at a pizza joint. One die-hard LeBron lover fired back, saying, ‘Why should King James bother with a contest when he’s been slam-dunking in actual games for years? It’s like asking a wizard to audition for Hogwarts!’ But when skeptics chirped that none of LeBron’s moves would win gold, this fan whipped out the Kobe trump card: ‘Hey, remember when Kobe won with the “Basic Dunk 101″ playbook? It’s all about finesse, folks!'”
