April 23, 2025 | Palm Beach, FL — In a stunning and unprecedented move, former U.S. President Donald J. Trump has announced his intention to create an independent sovereign nation, which he is calling “Trumpland.”
Speaking from Mar-a-Lago in a surprise press conference this morning, Trump declared:
“I’ve built companies, I’ve built a movement, and now I’m building a country. It’s going to be tremendous — the best country, believe me.”
According to documents obtained by insiders, “Trumpland” would be established on a series of private islands reportedly purchased through a secretive international deal. The new nation would have its own flag, currency (tentatively called the Trumpcoin), and even a constitution — written by Trump himself.
Reactions have been swift and chaotic. Legal experts are scrambling to interpret international law, while supporters are already booking “citizenship reservations” through Trump’s newly launched website. Critics, meanwhile, are calling it “delusional” and “dangerously uncharted territory.”
Even more shocking: sources close to Trump say he’s in talks with former world leaders and celebrities to serve as cabinet members — including Elon Musk as “Minister of Innovation” and Kanye West as “Cultural Ambassador.”
The United Nations has not yet commented.
Stay tuned for updates on this jaw-dropping development.